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blaindersonkummel: mickeyrandy3: Blaine is in the background...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:30 -0400

mickeyrandy3:

Blaine is in the background doing Kurt Mating Dance

All of my friends live near each other.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:17:27 -0400

For them, it’s like,

“Hey bro, wanna come over?”

“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”

For me, it’s like,

“Hey bro, wanna come over?”

“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”

MY LIFE.

klainecedes: can we please discuss blaine telling burt to shake it during YATSOML

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:16:17 -0400

klainecedes:

can we please discuss blaine telling burt to shake it during YATSOML

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:03:33 -0400

Ride Ch. 14 Preview

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:33:53 -0400

Couldn’t decide which scene to spoil but I promised something. So here you go :)

Expect an update by Memorial Day.“Don’t you think that we should maybe talk about this?”

Nick sat up and ran his fingers through his hair. “There’s nothing to talk about, Jeff. Absolutely nothing to talk about. Who’s to say we even did anything? Friends wake up hung over in bed all the time and this happens a lot with us, right? I mean—“

“I remember a lot of frottage.” Jeff interrupted, looking around the room for his shirt. “I remember you underneath me. There’s cum in my boxers, Nick.”

Nick sighed, falling back and starring up at the ceiling. “That didn’t happen. Where the fuck is my girlfriend?”

A phone beeped and Jeff uncomfortably walked over to his, knowing the text tone. Once he realized it was at 23% he groaned even harder.

“I can’t believe this happened,” Nick dragged his hands over his face.

From Shane:

Just saw Peter leave Layla’s. Eric Milton is here. Just so you boys know…

Jeff mussed his already messy hair as he reread the message. “Petey’s at it again. Won’t this kid just get a life?… Don’t get me started on that dickwad Milton…”

“I think I cheated on my girlfriend of two fucking years with you. You cheated with me. How in the everloving fuck are you so calm right now?”

Jeff turned the phone onto sleep mode and put his shirt on, fighting past the nausea and the headache. Hangovers came a dime a dozen with him. “I get that this revelation kind of sucks and all, but we were fucking drunk, Nick. Blaine told us we messed around drunk before and we never believed him. I should probably go apologize to him and let Victoria break up with me-”

“You’re telling Vickie?” Nick shot up quickly and immediately grabbed his head, “Ouch! Shit…”

“What do you expect me to do?” Jeff asked, finding one of his socks and not the other, “Damn it. I should stop drinking…” he shook his head and went to put on his watch, fumbling with it for a moment. “And anyway, I’m not going to be dishonest with my girl—“

“If you tell your girlfriend… fuck… what if Naomi leaves me?” Nick shook his head no, wincing when he felt the stickiness in his underwear. “How the fuck did this happen?”

“I’m going home to shower and then I’m picking up Jus and David so we can get some food. I guess Blaine and Kurt will be back today some time…” Jeff thought aloud, forgetting about the other sock and heading towards the door. He thought he could remember taking his sneakers off downstairs last night. “You must’ve been a good fuck because I am starving—“

“This isn’t funny, Jeff.”

Jeff winked and opened the bedroom door. “Are you coming or… well you came already. I mean will you join us?”

“Get the fuck out of my room.”

Jeff laughed to himself as he closed the door behind him, heading downstairs and through the living room. The twins, Nick’s younger sisters, were eating cereal at the table. They waved and he blew kisses as he stepped into his sneakers, smiling when they blushed. “Later, girls.”

Outside, he replied to the text from Shane as he walked to his Jeep, sending a new one to Justin.

To Jussy Bear:

Good morning! I know you’re awake because you’re talking to Quinn on Facebook so you better be ready in an hour :) See you soon.

sacaswagea: “if ur ready CUM and get it” haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:20:37 -0400

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:20:21 -0400

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

iipikachuii: PLEASE STOP BEING PERFECT.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:28 -0400

iipikachuii:

PLEASE STOP BEING PERFECT.

Those aren’t the actual Emmy nominations, they are submissions

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:04 -0400

Those aren’t the actual Emmy nominations, they are submissions

mattponstwin: the-sofa: asktheravenclan: 64memories: I HAVE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:41 -0400

mattponstwin:

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

Canada you’ve done it again! Why do we still let you be a country?

that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:56:29 -0400

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:56:07 -0400

literaldisneyprincess: i made a thing

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:55:10 -0400

literaldisneyprincess:

i made a thing

crolfer: mihaelkeehling: tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:31:23 -0400

crolfer:

mihaelkeehling:

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

#zero character development but a killer soundtrack

me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:30:59 -0400

me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

soyoudontlikecrisscolfer: somewhat unfriendly so I won’t tag it, but about the video and such...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:30:07 -0400

soyoudontlikecrisscolfer:

somewhat unfriendly so I won’t tag it, but about the video and such going around:

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greatwhiteprivilege: i love drawing hearts i wish i had one

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:26 -0400

greatwhiteprivilege:

i love drawing hearts i wish i had one

when i have a guest over: you can just sit over there and watch me use my computer lol

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:51:26 -0400

when i have a guest over: you can just sit over there and watch me use my computer lol

zaynrand: IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:47:52 -0400

zaynrand:

IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES

havingajonfire: reads nc-17 slash fiction as bedtime story

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:45:16 -0400

havingajonfire:

reads nc-17 slash fiction as bedtime story