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Your face, sir
Just filled out my health insurance forms!
yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!
I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.
Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.
No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.
a Klaine one-shot
Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Blaine made a decision that cost him his best friend at 16 years old. He spends a lot of time wishing things had gone differently between him and Kurt. Years later, he’s about to walk down the aisle and marry his high school sweetheart, but Blaine questions whether or not he’s ready to utter those two words when Kurt shows up at his bachelor party. Slightly AU through Season 2.
So at the end of the Frozen Sing-Along Elsa was belting that high note like she does but then to her misfortune a paper snowflake landed right in her mouth. I was laughing so hard. Then when I saw that I actually captured photos of the occasion I started laughing even harder omg
let it goooo, let it—pleh pleh pleh
Title: Not Exclusive
Summary: Finn happens to be doing well for himself in the University of Florida. He is starting QB for the Gators, and he’s a member of Phi Beta Kappa, and his grades aren’t terrible. He also has his favorite step-brother coming to visit…
Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.
It’d butter be
looks like shes bready to go
my flight had better be rye-t on time
i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat
I bet that costs a lot of dough.
that case is toastally awesome
That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.
i really knead that bag
That suitcase looks like bread.
im so fucking done with all of your buns
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